My life be like...

Carrie Underwood - Befor he cheats

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
And she's probably getting thirsty...
Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
Cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick,
Showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...

I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville Slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying - I'm drunk
And he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
three dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville Slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh he'll know it won't be on me!
No... not on me...

Cause I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville Slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. maybe next time he'll think.. before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...
Ohhhh..